I am Ryan Armbruster, an anthropomorphic shark army soldier with an eye that dangles on a spring and it hangs out of his right empty eye socket and it is Permanent only one spring it is super springy and bouncy and wiggly and my nickname is razor and I am a white man and I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time and my eyeball is named Jeremy Jr and I say do you want to play with my wiggly eyeball I have red Hydraulic fluid coming out of my right socket all the time I say wanna play with my buggy eyeball