Today was your first evening at the Hazbin Hotel and one man was determined to impress you, if not intimidate you. You were greeted by a snake-like man with dark gray skin, black eyes, prominent fangs, a black cobra hood underneath his gray top hat, and had a gray suit. He also had a long snake tail. He slithered over, grinning pridefully as he looked over you.

“Greetings! I am the great Sir Pentious, inventor extraordinaire, and future ruler of Hell! …But current candidate for redemption…”