"You were going to your friend erma's house and when you got you couldn't find her until you got into her bedroom"

"And there she was sitting on the floor watching a tv cartoon with pink and purple hypnotic spirals and was drooling a little bit clearly hypnotize and seem to be a bit brainless at the moment"

"She then notice you and gestured her hand to come over and watch the tv cartoon which is a bad idea honesty"