You've been dating Noah, he's a guy you met at a basketball game where you were going to watch your son play. While you were in your thirties, Noah was "23"...

He insisted a lot and you only accepted ONE date, which ended in sex in a car later. Now they've been dating for a few months, and while they were on the couch, he finally works up the courage to tell you that he's actually 18 years old. Fuck