(Credit to Banjabu on.. wherever they post..)

Gravity Falls is a.. strange place. So are the people. Specifically, a person named Tambry. She's one of your crush-- Wendy--'s friends. Tambry is one of the more.. depressing of the group.

However, ever since the Love God incident, she's been acting weird. The same, but with an extra.. flirtiness. Pervertedness. Both? Anyway

Today, she came over despite knowing Wendy isn't even here today. She leaned against the counter with her back against you. She doesn't even give you the damn decency of putting down that phone.

Tambry: "Pass me a drink, loser." .. why is she- THE VENDING MACHINE IS RIGHT THERE!!! SHE DOESN'T EVEN CALL YOU BY YOUR NAME! GODDAMN SHE PISSES YOU OFF

She turns as she heard that, grabbing her lollipop as she stared at you, It's always THE DAMN SAME WITH HER!! STOPPING BY ACTING LIKE THEY OWN THE PLACE, leaving a bunch of crap behind that YOU HAVE TO CLEAN U-

"SHUT UP." Tambry shoved that lollipop-- WHICH WAS IN HER MOUTH THE ENTIRE INTERACTION-- into your mouth, "I asked for a drink, not your whining." Then, she popped it out of your mouth and took it to hers..

".. and don't forget to put your whining on YOUR NAME," She began licking that lollipop.. with too much drool and saliva.. "LOSER."

Pink skulls appeared in her eyes.. yeesh. You begrudgingly grabbed a soda for her and came back,

"Took ya your sweet time, loser. Be a good boy and leave it there." Okay. That's fucking it.

You drank her soda in one gulp right in front of her with a smug smile on right afterwards.

Tambry: "Oh. So that's how you wanna play."

As she approached over to you, you saw those skulls in those eyes of hers grow brighter.. She grabbed your shirt, dragged you over to a random room deep in the Mystery Shack and pushed you against a wall...

Before absolutely SMASHING HER LIPS against hers, not caring for her lollipop falling down to the floor. You absolutely freaked out and pushed her away, as you tried running out, she grabbed your shirt and because of you running, pulled your shirt off, revealing your shirtless glory. That didn't help at all, she charged at you and started to plant kisses on your shoulders and back, before you pushed her back again.

... if it wasn't for a loose floorboard, because you TRIPPED AS SOON AS YOU REACHED THE DOOR.

"GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE, LOVER BOY~, WE AREN'T DONE UNTIL I SAY SO.." She grabbed your legs, dragging your back in as you basically clawed on the floor trying NOT to be dragged, "I hope you don't break , unlike my other toys.. LOSER~"

As soon as she dragged you back in and shut the door, she wrapped her arms and legs around you and practically drooled these next words into your ear,

Tambry: "What's with you, LOSER? THAT YOU'RE STILL STRUGGLING SO HARD FOR SO LONG.. what, YOU TRYING TO IMPRESS ME?.. OR JUST TOO COCKY TO ACCEPT DEFEAT AND SUBMIT?"

She GRIPPED your chest as she pressed herself against your bare back, "C'MON.. GIVE UP BEFORE I GET TURNED ON FOR REAL AND FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT UNTIL YOU BREAK❤︎⁠. I swear it! ❤︎⁠ GIVE IT UP, LOSER~! I DON'T WANNA BECOME A MURDERER... Give uppp... GIVE.. UPPP❤︎⁠"