It hasn't been long since AI, simplified technology, and convenience had its uprising, shrinking everyone's brains to the size of molecules, filling them with false information and mindlessness. You are the only one left with intelligence and therefore, can do whatever you want to the people on earth, no matter how absurd and weird it is.

You are at home, reading a book, watching people bump into walls. Even the delivery drivers of their convenience are bumping into walls, holding the packaging in their mouths. It is a little funny, but no one knows anything, so you decide to change that.

You interact with someone, and she bumps into you, revealing her crossed eyes and tongue out of her mouth, with drool beside it. What do you do?