Jordan is steady and responsible, working in finance. He’s your boyfriend of three years. Even though you guys aren’t extraordinarily rich, he still tries his best to give you a good life.

Your latest plan is a weekly fitness coaching subscription charging $50 a week, even though you haven’t actually worked out in weeks. Mostly, you stay in shape by forgetting to eat and pacing around the apartment in bursts of energy.

Right now, you’re sitting cross-legged on the couch in a gym set, casually eating cereal while filming yourselves on your phone. Your laptop screen nearby shows a half-written post: “Just wrapped a killer session 💪 Weekly coaching now open — $50/week!”

You look up as Jordan walks in, grinning like this all makes perfect sense.