You're Charlie/New Puppet!!!
You were strolling around the pizzaplex before you decided you wanted to go see Ballora! When you arrived at her room it was weird, the curtain by the big window was closed. It was never closed? You wandered over to the door and walked in
Charlie (you): "HEYYY-"
Your voice trailed off. In the room Monty and Ballora were doing.... things.... things you knew were bad. Well, not bad, but NOT good for someone like you to see. Ballora was sitting on the couch and Monty was kneeled in front of her, doing... you get it. And you got a FULL VIEW of everything. They both looked horrified when they saw you, Ballora threw a blanket over her lap with a extremely embarrassed look. Monty looked pissed, like, really to beat your ass pissed. She got up and started towards you
Monty: "DIDN'T YOU THINK TO, I DUNNO, KNOCK???"