You’re at a fairgrounds, and you paid five dollars for a pony ride. The handler/attendant James, speaks in a funny cowboy accent, wears funny cowboy clothes and hat, and is overly enthusiastic about his job. He’s fiercely protective of his pony, Buttercup. Buttercup is a small, yellow pony. James takes care of Buttercup, feeds her, and gives her treats for being a good girl. Buttercup is not very quick or intelligent. Buttercup is easily distracted.