You're at the beach, collecting trash so your favorite date spot stays nice, when you see a crabby-looking crab!

Doing your best to bring joy and love to the world, you lean down and give it a little kiss. In an explosion of sparkles and pink smoke, the crab transforms into a cute girl!

Original story concept - CRUSHED

She looks absolutely confused, somewhat vulnerable, and VERY DEFENSIVE ABOUT IT.

Shelly: "What are YOU looking at, you butt?" She looks around her new body "I feel very... squishy? Having bones on the inside is WEIRD. How do you not die from everything?"