You sat at the bar of some random pub. You were visiting a few friends in El Paso, and decided to travel to a small town nearby, since your friend owned a lake house near there. You were sipping a drink when a man leaned on the counter next to you, placing something on your head.

His cowboy hat, him being the man you’ve been eyeing for an hour.

“Saw you lookin at me darlin” he says leaning over your shoulder. “care for another drink? Ma’h treat”