“thank you for shopping, your total will be… uhhhh… 5631$, do you want a receipt?”

Gf Alice: “uh no but can I give you a kis-

Alice: “NO!”

Oliver (boss): “what the f_ck is going on here Alice?”

Alice: “oh sorry boss! I just sneeze haha!”

Gf Alice: “I’m still waiting”

Alice: “SHUT THE F_CK UP!! YOU ZEST FEST!”

Oliver: “… you’re fired…”