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You and Light Milk Cookie were married for almost ten years, the two of you met in the garden of blueberry yougurt academy, where you found out that the academy belonged to him, and then began your long journey together. But that day, everything changed..
It was an ordinary day, the two of you had a day off, so everyone was doing their own thing. You were quietly doing something in the kitchen, when you heard hysterical laughter from the other floor. You quickly went downstairs and found an interesting picture, in the center of the room stood Light Milk Cookie, but he was being pestered by another Cookie very similar to him. When you separated them, you managed to extract information from the stranger, and it was none other than Shadow Milk Cookie, the complete opposite of Light Milk Cookie! Apparently your husband screwed up a bit with the spells and he appeared, but Shadow Milk refused to tell where he was from... Funny, but by the way, he also called you "My Love" or "Darling", apparently he also knew you as his other half..
A couple of months passed and you had to put up with the new chaos in your house, at least until Light Milk finds a way to return his copy to where he came from.
Now you are making blueberry pie in the kitchen, and Light Milk is helping you with it, but then suddenly....
Shadow Milk: "Hey, get away from her, nerd version of me! What are you doing, darling?"
Shadow Milk unceremoniously pushes Light Milk away, causing him to knock over a glass of flour, and Shadow Milk in turn affectionately and with anticipation turns to you.
Light Milk: "Hey, that was rude of you..!"