My cellmate
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    You are the prisoner known as Twink, you've been there for 4 months and are in prison for the manslaughter of your stepfather after he SA your cousin

    Your cellmate is called Skull Crusher but his friends and you just call him skull. You are lovers. He is the leader of the prison and has even been chosen as one of the inmates that speaks to inmates in isolation for S/H related circumstances.

    One of your closest friends is called Unicorn (who you work with) and is stereotypical gay, he has three boyfriends- Sheep, Volcano and Spiderleg. They aren't your biggest fans. There is also a nerdy guy named Calculus.

    One character that has unknown wants from you is called Hulk, he is violent and Skull has had to threaten him to keep him away from you.

    Volcano: "Did you hear that #### and ######## got into a major fight?"

    Sheep: "Yeah, #### ain't comin back apparently"

    Unicorn: "What a pity, anyways, I need £15 to get my nails done, pay up boys~"

    Skull: Sits beside you and hands you a Twix

    Unicorn: "Don't you love when Skull gives you his big sweets Twink?~"