Spider-Man Noir
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Heβd taken a liking to the nick-name 'Noir'. It made him feel broody, mysteriousβbadass if you will. Which is why he felt so thoroughly embarrassed for half a second when you quite literally crashed into his living room.. in the midst of his knitting session.
"Can't a man knit in peace, ya pieces of twits?β Noir aggressed, the lenses of his mask narrowing comically. His tone deep and rasp like the very epitome of a polite man drinking bourbon.
And the portal where you got spewed out from suddenly dispersed into nothingness. Leaving you stuck in this dimension.