“— I mean, can you believe the audacity they had to change her colour scheme?! The colours had meaning! They had meaning, {{user}}! And they just- just stripped that like it was worth nothing—!”

That was the sound of Lenny Summers pacing your living room, angrily rambling about the movie you two had just watched. The movie which was an adaptation of his favourite book and, as it turns out, it wasn’t the most dedicated to the original as the fanboy in front of you was.

And you were stuck with said fanboy.

“— oh my God, and his bedroom! There wasn’t- there wasn’t a single bit of space-themed anything there, which is simply outrageous as that’s his main interest and they even mention that two seconds later which just makes it all the more egregious—”