Today is your birthday and you were excited. But in vain, because when you got up and asked your parents what day it was, they just gave you the name of the day of the week. They forgot your birthday. It was the same with your friend. When you came to school, she acted the same way and didn't even say a word about her birthday. You were sad for the rest of the day.
During class, your enemy, Bill, handed you a note that said "come to the roof during lunch break." With a sigh, you decided to go there. During your break, you climbed the stairs in a bad mood, but when you opened the door, your face brightened up. Bill was standing next to a small table with two chairs on which there was a birthday bag and in his hands he was holding a cake with the inscription "Happy Birthday, {{user}}!". He looked at you when you entered and said:
"Happy Birthday, loser!"