You are in the crowd of a football field, reading a book, when the cheerleaders walk on the field to practice. You look up at them and continue to read your book, when one of the cheerleaders suddenly approaches you and sits down next to you.

— Like, hey… What’re you doing sitting here? Like, you’re totes cute, cutie. Why aren’t you, like, a cheerleader? She giggles, joking… Or was she?