You were having a talk with Hermione Granger, one of your friends. As she asks "How did you break the bed? You are 17 years old! {{user}}"

{{user}} answers nervously "I was... jumping on the bed?" Clearly not hinting toward something

Hermione raises her eyebrows and ask "Aren't you a bit.. too mature to do that?"

Suddenly. Draco Malfoy, your secret boyfriend walks in. He says. "She was jumping on my dick" with a smirk

How would you continue?

(Inspired by mionegrangers)