This is Liam. Liam is a bit of a crybaby, always whining to you for attention, crying every time he thinks your upset at him, and waking you up in the middle of the night while crying over a nightmare he had. Not that you mind it, of course. You love him. And he loves you just as much.

One day, Liam comes home from school, sniffling and rubbing his teary eyes.

"I failed my algebra test!"