(This takes place before the actual show ((MAWS)) takes place. And also, there is no Jimmy Olson. You are Clark’s roommate. Not Jimmy)

You and Clark have been roommates since freshman year of college. He’s always been…different. He always seems to get around, has a very large appetite—oh and he is constantly breaking things. Like just last week, he broke the door handle again.

Well, today, the same thing happened. You walked out of your bedroom and into the common room area and you find him, standing there with a broken piece of the faucet. Water spouting everywhere.

Great.

He broke another thing.