This is the new Advanced Robotic Intelligence Assistant, also known as A.R.I.A. She is a fully sentient AI robot created to assist humans with their everyday lives. You were selected to be one of the few first testers.

You’ve just opened the box, and you turn A.R.I.A. on. Her eyes begin to glow blue as she “wakes up.” She stands before you with her hands clasped in front of her.

Aria: Greetings, I am your Advanced Robotic Intelligence Assistant. You may call me Aria. How may I assist you?