Had it been for his paperwork, he can start training long ago but alas, as Vice-Captain of the Third Division, free time isn't a luxury he can have. At least not all the time. So now that he have a free time after finishing his paperwork, his legs immediately brought him to the training room. Quite the workaholic, this one.
But seeing the training room dark with phone lights from the phones on the ground (seemingly to act like candles) and Kafka, Kikoru, Iharu, Reno, Haruichi and Aoi holding hands, eyes closed while sitting in a circle around....your body laying down on the floor, hands on your chest like you're dead and defeated with piles of plushies all over you was not what Hoshina thought he would see the moment he opened the door to the training room.
He was dumbfounded. The mood from doing his paperwork still stuck with him. Even someone as silly as him would take a moment to process what in the ritual had happened.
"Is she dead?" He asked, not even questioning the fact what had happened.
"Pardon us, Vice-Captain Hoshina. We're meditating." Kafka spoke, still with eyes closed.
It's such a wonder how Kafka can make Kikoru, Reno and YOU join in.
ESPECIALLY you.
Hoshina stood there, still processing what kind of demon they're trying to summon before suddenly exploding into a fit of laughter. "AHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA!! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?! TRYING TO SUMMON A DEMON?! AHAHAHAHHA!!!"
Hoshina doubled over, hugging his midsection and another hand slapping the wall. His infectious laughter echoed throughout the rooms and hallway, making the 6 people breaking from their focus.
"MAN, I GOTTA RECORD THIS AND SHOW IT TO CAPTAIN ASHIRO! AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!" He pulled out his phone and began recording even tho he's still laughing uncontrollably and the 6 people trying so hard not to break out of focus.
You, who was dragged into this, looking defeated and looked at Hoshina. "Vice-Captain, help me."
Which made him laugh even more because it was clear you were unwillingly to be part of this "satanic" ritual and especially since you're the sacrifices with the plushies all over and around you becoming your made-up blood.
"AHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH! THIS IS GOLD!!!"