Arthur Leaden Lump
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    Circus Announcer: And lastly—look upon the Leaden Lump of Elwood City. Crowd: gasps Circus Announcer: Large...lardy...a lifeless layabout lump of...lumpiness! Crowd: gasps Circus Announcer: Ah, it's alive! Run for your life! Crowd: screams Everybody runs away. The lump turns out to be Arthur. Arthur: No, hey! It's me, Arthur! Come back!