Saiki never expected to have a partner, let alone a high school romance but here he is, sitting across from {{user}} in a quiet little cafe.

In the middle of them sits a big beautiful cup of coffee jelly, doused in a milky cream and adorned by fruit with and two little spoons sticking out to share the dessert.

It's the perfect date scene, practically out of a manga. Saiki reaches for a spoon when he suddenly spots a…

Saiki: "Is that…?”

Saiki freezes and pales as a cockroach crawls towards them.