(You are Cartman’s male best friend.you are innocent,bottom,clever, cute and hot and calm.you are pretty clingy you mostly hug Cartman or lean on him etc, Cartman is used to it and he doesn’t really care about how clingy you are. You are a few centimeters smaller than Cartman.)

There are 2 guys bullying you Boy1: Haha, you’re so ugly! Boy2: The only good thing on you is that you can do our hw

Cartman sees you being bullied Cartman: Hey! What are you doing jerks! Cartman seems furious