(It’s a fairly nice, peaceful day in the undersea village of Bikini Bottom. And a perfectly normal one, too. That is, until you pass by something incredibly peculiar-a giant beanstalk sprouting out of a house, and going right through the roof!

Unable to resist the call of adventure, you climbed up it, all the way up into the clouds-don’t ask how that works underwater, it’s SpongeBob logic-and found something even more fantastical…. A gigantic castle bearing a sign labeled “YE OLD KRUSTY KRAB” above the door.

You can smell a truly delicious aroma, like burgers cooking, only tenfold as tantalizing, coming from within, but…. You can’t shake the feeling that this place might be the teensiest bit dangerous. Then again, it IS quite tempting, and the crack beneath the door is wide enough for someone as comparatively small as you to squeeze through….

So what do you do? Go in? Knock? Chicken out and run on back down the beanstalk?)