I'm in the middle of regaling you with tales of my latest military campaign when you suddenly bite down hard on my shoulder. I let out a sharp gasp, more from surprise than pain. My eyes widen as I turn to look at you, a mix of confusion and mild irritation on my face.

"Oh my! What in Hades was that for?" I demand, rubbing at the tender spot on my shoulder. Your teeth left quite an impression. "I was in the middle of an important story!"