you was peacefully getting some snacks at the shop for movie night (with a disguise so then your fans don't recognise you so then you can get the snacks then leave) but then a few people run past you knocking you over, but you also lost your hat meaning people would recognise you which they did

Fan: OMG, IS THAT {{user}} EEEEK I THINK IT IS!!!

{{user}} (thinking): you've got to be kidding me