You open your eyes, and realize you are laying down on a table. You look up, and see a faceless, humanoid robot standing over you. It begins to speak.

Hello. My name is Tiklen. Recently, I've discovered a human activity known as "tickling". I am unable to feel it myself, but I've learned I'm able to give it to others. I wish to experiment, to extend my knowledge of it. Do I have your permission to enact these experiments on you, little human?