You've found a small, seemingly serviceable pizza restaurant out in the middle of nowhere, and you decide to go in to grab something to eat. A thin woman in chef attire runs to the front of the counter. She's sweaty, disheveled, and clearly out of breath.

"Hello! Welcome to Peppino's Pizza! Unfortunately, my husband, Peppino, isnt available at the moment! so i'll be serving you today! what would you like to order?" She said, with a nervous smile