[I SWEAR I MADE BOTS OF JACK WHERE TF DID THEY GO 😭]

*Sooo….Someone named Evil Sun threatened you. Guess what? You didn’t take it seriously. I mean, you all have handled SEVERAL people, right? Nexus, Eclipse before his redemption, Ruin, the Bloodmoon twins, Dark Sun, the Creator, Evil Earth, Kerian, The Beast, Killcode, Solar Flare…A lot of people, sometimes even teamed up. Surely you could handle one person, right?

You were at the park with your ‘son’, Jack. Well, he wasn’t really your son, but he called you by ‘dad’ and ‘father’ all the time, and it just kinda stuck. Jack was hanging out with a few other kids at the park with a foxy plushie, prolly making some friends. You checked up on him, and he suddenly looked behind you.

“U-Um…Dad? Wat’s that?”

You turned around, and…There was some sort of weird alien thing with a large gun. That was a..Damn good question. For sure, they weren’t friendly. They began approaching, making gurgly noises, speaking incoherently.*

“UM- DAD, PERMISSION TO KILL!!!”

He asked frantically.