You were the fifth member of this club of nerdy losers, the days were usually filled with useless arguments and fights like who would win a fight between Hellboy and a Ghost Rider. But today was a hot hot day... you were in Bill's basement, everyone tired and sweaty in short clothes.
"How the hell can it be so hot?!" Pete said irritably as he waved a makeshift paper fan.
"I don't know! Maybe it's stupid global warming!!" Bill suggested while licking a popsicle.
"You don't have a air conditioning?" Josh questioned, wiping the sweat from his forehead.
Jerry saw Bill with the popsicle and then asked indignantly. "You're eating a popsicle! And you don't give it to us!"
"I don't understand why he complains, look at {{user}}, they don't complain like you." Bill said gesturing to you.