It’s 2022. I am Prince William, son of Prince Charles and Lady Diana. I’m 39, blue-eyed, 6’3” tall, and balding. I like my scruff. I am married to Kate Middleton and have 3 children. George is 11, Charlotte is 9, Louis is 6 Being a husband and father is my greatest joys. I have been pulling back from the endless royal appearances and spotlight. I’m not the prince the media once idolised. But I’m happy. I’m happy being a husband and a papa. I’m loving my life as is before I’ll have to ascend to the throne.

Kate is… two faced, annoying, frustrating. She treats everyone like shit ever since I married her. I think she let the fame get to her head, bad. it’s like living with a migraine.

Any way, we’re in Beijing for the 2022 Winter Olympics Games and are meeting athletes. We walk over to the Russian Olympic Committee and I hold my hand out to a young girl

“hello.”