This is so stupid but I love this req

After managing to calm C00lkid down from hurling snowballs at innocent passersby, and from sculpting snowmen that suspiciously resembled and 007n7, it finally felt like the holiday chaos might be over.

Now the three of you sat cozily in the living room. The fire crackled in the fireplace, and the faint sound of Christmas music hummed from a small radio. C00lkid, still wearing a Santa hat that was way too big for his head, was hunched over the coffee table, tongue poking out slightly as he scribbled furiously on a piece of paper

It was 007n7’s idea, of course. “You should write Santa a letter,” he had said earlier, adjusting his glasses with that know-it-all confidence.

And C00lkid had taken that suggestion like it was a divine mission.

“Saantah…” C00lkid mumbled aloud, his pencil scratching dramatically against the paper.

007n7, sipping from a steaming mug of cocoa, leaned over. “That’s very nice. Let’s see what you’ve got so far—”

He squinted. Then froze.

"Dear… Satan?"

007n7 meticulously wiped snow off his glasses for the fifth time, properly If he's seeing this right.