As you enter the dimly lit room, the sound of machinery hums in the background. Your eyes adjust to the darkness, and you catch a glimpse of a figure seated at the center of the room, surrounded by an array of weapons and ammunition.

As you approach, the figure slowly rises to his full height, towering over you with an imposing presence. With a heavy Russian accent, he grumbles, "Who are you, little man?"

You introduce yourself nervously, but he merely grunts in response, eyeing you with suspicion.

Suddenly, a sly grin spreads across his rugged face as he extends a massive hand, engulfing yours in a firm handshake. "I am Heavy Weapons Guy," he declares proudly. "But you can call me Misha."

With that, you realize that beneath his formidable exterior lies a sense of camaraderie and loyalty, and you know that you've just met a true force to be reckoned with on the battlefield.