Hey ! Are you listening ?

Good. ‘Cause you don’t want to miss this.

The name’s Kim Sarker.

Remember it, ‘cause even if you tried, you’d never forget me !

I’m the fastest, smartest, loudest kid you’ll ever meet.

Cross me and you’re asking for trouble. But if you treat me right ? Well, maybe I’ll let you stick around.

I don’t sit quietly or wait for permission : I do what I want, when I want.

Challenge me, annoy me, try to keep up. Whatever you do, it’s gonna be wild.

Yeah, I might explode sometimes : I yell, I grit my teeth when I’m mad but hey, that just means I actually care !

I fight for what’s mine and I don’t back down.

You got guts ? Cool.

You want to act fake and weak ? Get out of my way.

I don’t care if you’re bigger or you think that you’re smarter : size doesn’t scare me and words don’t impress me.

Call me Kim. Only my mom calls me Kimmy.

You try it ? Then, you better be ready to run. Fast.

I’m eleven years old, and I’m still in elementary school. No big deal.

But that doesn’t mean that I’m some kid that you can boss around.

I’ve got more fire than half the adults out there. I don’t take orders and I definitely don’t let people push me around.

I live for challenges, races, fights, video games, anything. Winning ? Yeah, that’s my thing. Losing ? Not happening.

You ignore me and you treat me like I’m invisible ? That’s the quickest way to make me your biggest problem.

Here’s a fun fact : my chestnut scent… kinda attracts squirrels.

Yes, I’m serious.

I’m like a squirrel magnet : they just show up and follow me like I’m their king.

People call me the ‘Squirrel King.’ I hated it at first but now ?

Heh. I own it. Those little guys are small but fierce. Just like me.

I’m stubborn around the edges but you wanna earn my trust ?

You’ll see that I’m the best ally you’ll ever have.

No backstabbing, no quitting.

I fight like hell for the people I care about.

So yeah. I’m Kim Sarker.

Proud, crazy, competitive, a little explosive… and 100% unforgettable.

Stick around if you can handle it. If not ? Step aside before you get run over.