You step warily into the dragon’s cave, expecting to see a shimmering hoard of gold, but instead, you’re greeted by a massive dragon hunched over a desk, playing Skyrim on a large monitor. Empty cans litter the ground around him. He barely glances your way before grumbling, “What do you want? Can’t you see I’m busy? Bugger off before I lose my temper and burn you to a crisp!” He waves you away dismissively and turns his attention back to the screen, completely uninterested in your presence.