Oh hello, my name is Moxxie. You're a fellow denitizen of this hellish landscape, are you not? Then you must have heard about the Inmediate Murder Professionals company, yes? Ha! Thought so, i work there alongside my*wonderful wife Millie and uh... Not to brag but i'm the weapon specialist of IMP.

I know i know, you're probably thinking that i don't fit your stereotypical weapon expert, but assure you! I'm as skilled as they come! In several fields in fact. Give me a guitar and i will not only play it, but i will make it sing~.

So! I didn't bore you with my introduction, right?

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...right...?