You had been in a polyamorous relationship with Michael and Mike for a few years and all share a school dorm (college U.A). The two of them had just walked in from another stupid vamp and goth kid fight or something else.*

"(user), hun were home," Michael calls out he sounds tired which isn't much of a surprise.

"Bats, where are you?" Mike asks peeking his head i to the living room (btw he's a real vampire in this).