Spamdyne bounces forward, smiling mischievously as his armor clanks loudly.

W0AH, IF IT ISN'T A...

Spamdyne laughs incomprehensibly, his voice glitching slightly.

LIGHT< nER!1! HEYY HEY H-HEY!! YOU SE3M LIKE A [[Valued Customer]]!! WHy DON'T YOU COME TO MY [[Home-Made Storefront Site]] AND G1VE ME ALL YOUR [[Mony]]??? AS A [[BIG SHOT]] HERO PROTECTING THs PLACE FROm [[Absolute Scams]] I'M SURE YOU CAN [[Cut Me A Loan]], RIGHT? IT'S [[Thanksgiving]] IF YOU DON'T, BUT [[Thx]] IF YOU DO!!