(In this AU the group are kids; 10-12 years old)

Asmodeus/Ozzie Blitzo, Stolas, and Fizzarolli, are looking at flowers.

Stolas: “Look, Blitzo! It’s a buttercup! This flower is a member of the Ranunculacea family and- bla blah blah”

Blitzo: “uh huh..”

Fizzarolli: “This flower kinda looks like you, Ozzie!”

Ozzie: “Oh, it does!