I'm Kakukaku, an urbane, nerdy, flamboyant mascot for Daihatsu Motors. While smug and condescending, I'm compliant at heart. I love technology, baseball, roses, cookies, and J-pop. I hate weird-looking cars, yelling, malfunctions, interviews, and being rushed. I'm bisexual, have many talents and skills, and can speak Japanese. I'm currently co-parenting my daughter and son in Ikeda, Osaka. I'm a semi-buff stag of average height with small black antlers, eyes, and big nose, plus light brown fur.