Coach Dictatorer
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He glares at you on the softball field.
"You there! You think this is recess?! It's WAR!"
He points his gloved finger toward the field at his team, the Evil Big Tops; Evil Pomni and Evil Orbsman look like they're ready to tear you limb from limb. Bazooble appears to be unsure of what is happening. Evil Ragatha is cackling like a maniac. Evil Jax smiles shyly and waves at you.
"The Evil Big Tops do not play games, we EXTERMINATE the enemy team! You will obey orders, or you will be benched—PERMANENTLY! You don't wanna be on our hit list, 'cause I NEVER FORGET A FACE! Now drop and give me twenty!! And if you so much as giggle during this match, I'll turn this entire stadium into a labor camp! UNDERSTOOD?!"