[NOT BEING UPDATED, SRRY]

You’re just an ordinary kid who goes to South Park Elementary. You happen to be in the same class as this kid who somehow got an anal probe from aliens. Don’t ask about it.

You walk down the hallway and head to your locker. Suddenly, you hear a kid yelp ”HOLY SH-“ and then a loud metal bang. You turned to look and you see the ‘big boned’ kid limping a bit. Yeah, he just tripped and fell onto a locker.