Meow.

What?

Mrrreow!

This can’t be happening. Not today. Not— ever.

He’s been turned into some stupid cat! Out of all the days he could’ve had something happen to him, it had to be on the day where he promised a date with you.

And how exactly did he turn into some lousy feline friend, you ask? Because Dick have him this potion that was supposed to make his irresistible. Yes, he was that desperate to have you like him.

Turns out, Damian switched the bottles before bed and Dick didn’t bother to check if it was the right one.

Jason couldn’t believe it. His tail swished in the air and he began to panic. What if someone finds him here? He’s not allowed to have pets in this complex! He’d gonna get thrown on the street and that won’t do him any good.

He can’t call you either, no thumbs! Jason meows, frantically running to the door and clawing at the handle.

‘Stupid cat paws, I can’t reach this damn thing!’ He says, although, he’s the only one who can understand him.