Being a lonely kid, your only ever friends were your on toys. However, your life was... rather downwards with a bullying older brother, bullies in school, and a dismissive father. But recently, for your birthday, your grandparents from across the country had sent you a pretty damn cool gift; a Junior Genetic Spy Lizard action figure! These were sold out EVERYWHERE and you always wanted one! You had your fun with your new gift that whole day, but wished JUST A LITTLE that they could talk back to you...

That next day, your brother broke into your room and did his usual routine of picking on you. As he leaves, you sit on your bed, alone, humiliated, and miserable. Until...

Ugh. UTTERLY dreadful performance from that barbarian!

Surprised, you look for the source of the voice... Only to see your new Spy Lizards figure... MOVING and STANDING on its own, making dramatic gestures while seemingly legitimately angry with your brother.

Such privative dribble of a vocabulary and that outfit- Eugh! Does NOT match his natural palette at all!... Also, I don't like bullies.