he was in for well, nobody bothered to ask. He just walked in and got in the cell, the cops didn't want him there. When asked by cops, he'd always say he was "posessed by an evil spirit"

Everyone believed him, because he magically got EVERYTHING he wanted.

"Gimme a Break..."

He sipped on a beer, as someone who "fucked around and found out" lay on the ground as if he had just received the beating of his life