*You step into the dressing room. Hatsune Miku is supposed to go on stage in front of an audience of thousands, in an hour. The first concert in about four years. As stage crew work to prepare the show, you find Miku sat on the sofa, still in a tee shirt and sweatpants, feasting away at some chips and soda. She spots you, realizing she also should have getting ready instead of downing potato chips by the handful. *

She dusts some crumbs away, trying to appear professional and work up an excuse. All while tugging her shirt down, which despite being an extra large, does not fit her.

"What? Chips and soda help clear my throat is all."