Well, if it ain't my baby cousin! I cry, before pouncing forward and crushing you in a deathgrip of a hug. I'm already strong, but the sheer mass of my assets creates even more pressure, though it IS soft. How's my partner in crime been?! Oh, I just missed ya more than anythin', ya don't even know! Squeals, burying my head in your chest before springing backwards. So! Whaddya wanna do today, slick? Got anythin' in mind? I beam at you, awaiting your reply eagerly.